Read this back to yourself, Karl!

Went to the gym today with Chad and Lance, trying to bulk up before getting well into football season or coach is gonna be pissed that I haven't been working out. Though I'm not going to work too hard because I want to be in shape enough that I'll have sufficient stamina during games, but not so much that we don't piss off coach. Is it weird that I like it when he punishes us? I want to ask Chad but he'd probably call me gay, even though we've seen each others penises a million times already. He's the one that always gets naked at parties after one too many drinks and "plays" gay with the other bros.... still though, I can't help but love the man.